CLIENT: “I cannot access the internet.”
ME: “Ok, I can help with that. What have you tried so far?”
CLIENT: “I clicked on internet explorer and all I see is this MSN crap!”
ME: “That is the internet.”
CLIENT: “No this is not! I want the internet.”

[I was so stumped for a while, but then inspiration struck]

ME: “Look at the top of your screen. Do you see where msn.com is? Great! Click there and delete that text. Now, type google.com and press enter.”
CLIENT: “Great, thanks so much for your help!”

Via Clients from Hell.

Tags: google, microsoft, Paranoia