Intro: F G C Am

F G
You are the girl that I’ve been dreaming
C Am
of ever since I was a little girl.

F
One!
I’m biting my tongue.
G
Two!
He’s kissin’ on you.
C
Three!
Oh, why can’t you see?
Am
One! Two! Three! Four!

F G
The word’s on the streets and it’s on the news:
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
F G
He’s got two left feet and he bites my moves.
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance! dance! dance! dance!
F G
The second I do, I know we’re gonna be through.
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
F G
He don’t suspect a thing. I wish he’d get a clue.
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance! dance! dance! dance!

F
One!
I’m biting my tongue.
G
Two!
He’s kissin’ on you.
C
Three!
Is he better than me?

F G
The word’s on the streets and it’s on the news:
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
F G
He’s got two left feet and he bites my moves.
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance! dance! dance! dance!
F G
The second I do, I know we’re gonna be through.
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
F G
He don’t suspect a thing. I wish he’d get a clue.
C Am
I’m not gonna teach him how to dance! dance! dance! dance!

F G
C Am

F G
C Am

Todo mundo sabe que mashup com hip hop é meio que o bê-a-bá do gênero – e se o rapper do vocal for o Jay Z (o primeiro a entrar pesado nessa brincadeira, graças ao Dangermouse e seu Grey Album), a faixa fica ainda mais didática. Mas o canadense Ha! Yes misturou a já clássica “Encore” com o remix que os Twelves fizeram pros Black Kids e o resultado ficou longe do trivial.

Ha! Yes – “Not Gunna Encore“

E aproveitando a deixa do Men, segue aí um setzinho bala da JD Samson. Se ela morasse por aqui, fatalmente a convidaria pra discotecar numa Gente Bonita – sente o astral do set.

JD TAKE BACK THE NIGHT MIX 2009 (MP3)

2 Unlimited/ “YMCA” (Intro)
Yelle – “A Cause De Garcons (Sta Remix)”
Deniece Williams – “Let’s Hear It For The Boy”
Simian Mobile Disco – “Hot Dog”
Cece Peniston – “Finally”
The Ting Tings (Calvin Harris Remix) – “Great Dj”
Cut Copy – “Far Away (Hundreds And Thousands Remix)”
Empire Of The Sun – “We Are The People (Shazam Remix)”
Lykke Li – “Breaking It Up (Punks Jump Up Remix)”
Debarge – “Rhythm Of The Night”
Justice – “D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT Remix)”
Daft Punk – “One More Time”
Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl (Diplo Baltimore Hollertronix Remix)”
Santogold – “Creator (Scottie B Remix)”
N.A.S.A Featuring Sizzla, Amanda Blank & Lovefoxxx – “A Volta”
Treasure Fingers – “Cross The Dancefloor (Designer Drugs Remix)”
Black Kids – “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance with You (Twelves Remix)”
The Presets – “This Boy’s In Love (Lifelike Remix)”
Busy P – “To Protect And Entertain”
Hercules And Love Affair – “You Belong (Riton Remix)”
Gossip – “Yr Mangled Heart (Linus Remix)”
Jeppe – “Johnny Come Home”
Pointer Sisters – “Send Him Back (Pilooski Remix)”
Littleboots – “New In Town (Fred Falke Remix)”
CSS – “Move (Frankmusik Remix)”
Lauren Flax Featuring Sia – “You’ve Changed”

A dupla carioca lança sua terceira mixtape (depois dos 30 Minutes of Twelves e do Episode II) e segue nos mesmos trilhos que a consagrou: o tom geral fica entre o synthpop e a nu-disco, mas com ouvidos atentos aos hits conhecidos pela maioria das pessoas. Assim, o set desce macio e suave, perfeito para esse frio súbito desse início de primavera. Vi lá no Bloody Pop.

Twelves – The Twelfth Hour (MP3)

Methusalem – “Robotism”
Groove Armada – “Drop The Tough (The Twelves Remix)”
Glass Candy – “Miss Broadway”
Daft Punk – “Da Funk”
DJ Agent 86 – “Wavestate”
Gossip – “Standing in the Way of Control”
Gaz Nevada – “I-C Love Affair”
Phoenix – “Lisztomania”
Arpadys – “Mystery Rock (Vlad Maywad edit)”
The Do – “On My Shoulders”
Zoot Woman – “Information First”
The Jacksons – “Shake your Body”
Mr Oizo – “Two Takes It”
Bushy – “Sqezy Soul”
Zeigeist – “Humanitarianism (The Twelves Remix)”
Snoop Doggy Dogg – “Sensual Seduction”
Juan Maclean – “No Time”
DJ Agent 86 – “Magic”
K.I.D. – “Hupendi Musiki”
Franz Ferdinand – “Ulysses”
Siriusmo – “Discoding”
Dan Hartman – “Vertigo” / “Relight my Fire”
Air – “Sexy Boy”
Fever Ray – “Seven (The Twelves Remix)”
Pacific – “Hot Lips (The Twelves Remix)”
Patrick Alavi – “Power”
Dynasty – “I Dont Wanna be a Freak”
Metronomy – “Radio Ladio”
Siriusmo – “Last Dear”
Empire of the Sun – “Walking on Dream”
Elitechnique – “Spectral Escape”
The Virgins – “Rich Girls”
Black Kids – “…Dance With You (The Twelves Remake)”
The Juan Maclean – “Happy House”
M.I.A. – “Boyz”
Cut Copy – “So Haunted”
Space – “Magic Fly”
PNAU – “With You Forever”
Eddie Tour – “Up The Glitter”
Mr. Oizo – “Hun”
Cerrone – “Give Me Love”
Mr. Oizo – “Steroids (ft. Uffie)”
Tiga – “Shoes”
Kano – “It’s a War”
Daft Punk – “Revolution 909”
Radiohead – “Scatterbrain (The Twelves Remix)”
Terry Poison – “Comme Ci Comme Ça (The Twelves Remix)”
Sebastien Tellier – “Sexual Sportswear”
Chemical Brothers – “It Doesn’t Matter”
Database vs. French Horn Rebellion – “Beaches and Friends (The Twelves Remix)”

Não é senso de composição que falta aos Black Kids. O grupo americano tem noção do que faz uma música tornar-se memorável e realmente trabalha nesse sentido – seu disco de estréia, Partie Traumatic, é um esforço louvável de se fazer música pop pura e simples no século 21 e seu vocalista Reggie Youngblood tenha a voz com mais personalidade entre as bandas que não têm mais de dois discos de carreira. Mas a banda ainda não chegou lá – “I’ve Underestimated My Charm (Again)” e “Hurricane Jane” tem refrões irresistíveis, mas instrumentação frouxa, preguiçosa, desleixada – o que pra muitos é estilo. Mas a dupla carioca Twelves mata a charada ao costurar as pontas que sobram, subir um pouquinho o tempo e o pitch da faixa original e finalmente envernizá-la com um brilho oitentista, que, se sozinho reflete e brilha, sobre os Black Kids dá a textura ideal para que a banda aspire para além da própria vizinhança. Questão de postura – tem gente que prefere andar encurvado, tem gente que prefere esticar os ombros e estufar o peito. Os Twelves fazem os Black Kids andarem nos trilhos.

22) Black Kids – “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You (Twelves Remix)“

vivoandando

Recém-paulistanizado, o catarina Tiago Agostini ouviu o questionamento acima de uma conterrânea e compilou faixas onipresentes nas pistas de dança de indie rock de São Paulo em dois arquivos. Algumas (como ele mesmo diz “‘Surfin’ Bird’ com os Raimundos”, por exemplo) passam longe do estereótipo, mas no geral a coletânea dá uma boa idéia de como dançam os indies – e, independente de pista, ficou bem boa.

E atenção: os links para download foram atualizados.

Disco 1
Radio 4 – “Enemies Like This”
Maximo Park – “Our Velocity”
Kaiser Chiefs – “Everyday I Love You Less And Less”
The Rapture – “Get Myself Into It”
Weezer – “Pork And Beans”
The Killers – “Mr. Brightside”
The Pipettes – “Pull Shapes”
The Sounds – “Queen Of Apology”
Scissor Sisters – “I Don’t Feel Like Dancing”
Justice – “D.A.N.C.E.”
MGMT – “Kids”
Klaxons – “Golden Skans”
The Go Team – “Panter Dash”
Los Pirata – “Nada”
The Clash – “London Calling”
Pulp – “Disco 2000 (Nick Cave Pub Version)”
Morrissey – “First Of The Gang To Die”
The Twilight Singers – “Underneath The Waves”
New Order – “Bizarre Love Triangle”
Franz Ferdinand – “All My Friends (LCD Soundsystem cover)”
Amy Winehouse – “Tears Dry On Their Own”

Disco 2
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – “Six Barrel Shotgun”
CSS – “Left Behind”
The Strokes – “Juicebox”
Eagles Of Death Metal – “Only Want You”
Bloc Party – “Banquet”
Supergrass – “Alright”
Hot Hot Heat – “Bandages”
Peter Bjorn & John – “Young Folks”
Black Kids – “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You”
The Ting Tings – “That’s Not My Name”
Radiohead – “Idioteque”
A-ha – “Take On Me”
Joy Division – “Love Will Tear Us Apart”
Violent Femmes – “Blister In The Sun”
Raimundos – “Surfin Bird”
David Bowie – “Rebel Rebel”
The Libertines – “Can’t Stand Me Now”
Queens Of The Stone Age – “No One Knows”
Franz Ferdinand – “This Fire”
The Smiths – “This Charming Man”
R.E.M. – “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It”

Outro Soundsystem, desta vez pra dançar.

Empire of the Sun – “Walking on a Dream”
Van She – “Kelly (Breakbot Remix)”
Chromeo – “Bonafied Lovin’ (Sweetlight Remix)”
Cansei de Ser Sexy – “Move (Metronomy Remix)”
Party Ben – “Let There Be Love”
MGMT – “Kids (Soulwax Remix)”
Bodyrox (feat. Luciana) – “Yeah Yeah”
Soulwax – “Accidents and Compliments”
Hot Chip – “Ready for the Floor”
Divide & Kreate – “Party Kisser”
Black Kids (feat. Lil Wayne) – “Not Gonna Teach Him (The Twelves Kickmix)”
Cicada – “Falling Rockets (Just a Band Remix)”
Bag Raiders – “Turbo Love”
Cut Copy – “Hearts on Fire (Clockwork Remix)”
Let’s Get Invisible – “The Spices of Love Chesty (Namedrop Remix)”
Dunproofin – “Police Klaxons”
Friendly Fires – “Paris (Aeroplane Remix feat. Au Revoir Simone)”

Yo La Tengo – “Be Thankful for What You Got”
Beck – “Soul of a Man”
Gilberto Gil – “Queremos Guerra”
Lulu Santos – “Tempos Modernos”
R.E.M. – “Strange”
Whitsundays – “Antisocial”
Decemberists – “O Valencia”
Kings of Convenience – “Paralell Lines”
New Order – “Thieves Like Us”
Black Kids – “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)”
Pavement – “Rattled by the Rush”
National – “Brainy”
Rolling Stones – “Tumbling Dice”
Mallu Magalhães – “Happy Song”
Of Montreal – “Nonpareil of Favor”
Of Montreal – “Death is Not a Parallel Move”
Of Montreal – “Plastis Wafers”
Of Montreal – “Touched Something’s Hollow”
Pato Fu – “O Processo de Criação Vai de 10 Até 100 Mil”

Prometo que não torno isso (um MP3 de 300 mega :P) freqüente, mas segue um balanço de 2008 até aqui. E é o Vida Fodona Soundystem: volume 3 – ou seja, sem conversa no meio. É pra deixar baixando hoje à noite e deixar como trilha sonora da semana. Se bem que, de repente, quarta-feira tem outro na área.

Wale – “The Opening Title Sequence”
Racionais MCs – “Tá na Chuva”
Sam Sparro – “Black & Gold”
Cut Copy – “Hearts On Fire (Midnight Juggernauts Remix)”
Mystery Jets – “Young Love (Shoes Mix)”
Black Kids – “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (The Twelves Remix)”
Girl Talk – “Freak Out”
Electrosound – “Does Rick Offend You?”
Estelle (feat. Kanye West) – “American Boy (Nadastrom Remix)”
Death Cab for the Cutie – “I Will Possess Your Heart”
Macaco Bong – “Fuck You Lady”
Notwist – “On Planet Off”
Portishead – “Hunter”
Radiohead – “Super Collider (live in Dublin)”
Curumin – “Compacto”
Wado – “Fita Bruta”
Neon Walrus – “John Solo”
Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks – “Real Emotional Trash”
Pipodélica – “Hora H”
Raconteurs – “Five on the Five”
Black Keys – “Strange Times”
Jesus & Mary Chain – “All Things Must Pass”
MGMT – “Time To Pretend”
Weezer – “Pork and Beans”
Mallu Magalhães – “Tchubaruba”
Hercules & Love Affair – “Blind”
LCD Soundsystem – “Big Ideas”
Ting Tings – “Great DJ (Calvin Harris Remix)”
N*E*R*D – “Everyone Nose ”
We Are Scientists – “Chick Lit (Danger TV Remix Edit)”
Ladyhawke – “Paris Is Burning (Alex Gopher remix)”
Gnarls Barkley – “Who’s Gonna Save My Soul”
Al Green – “Too Much”
Marcelo Camelo – “Doce Solidão”
Vítor Araújo – “Samba e Amor”
Black Crowes – “We Who See The Deep”
Sebastian Tellier – “Divine (Midnight Juggernauts Remix)”
Lily Allen – “I Could Say”
Was (Not Was) – “Semi-Interesting Week”
Jamie Lidell – “Wait For Me”
Gossip – “Yesterday’s News (live in Liverpool)”
Roots – “75 Bars (Black’s Reconstruction)”
Why? – “Fatalist Palmistry”
Theatre of Disco – “YOA (The Twelves Remix)”
Edu K. (feat. Marina Vello) – “Me Bota Pra Dançar”
Scenario Rock – “Skitzo Dancer (Justice Remix)”
Annie – “I Know UR Girlfriend Hate Me (Get Shakes Remix)”
Cansei de Ser Sexy – “Left Behind”
Late of the Pier – “Space And The Woods (Switch remix)”
M83 – “Graveyard Girl (Yuksek Rmx)”
Spiritualized – “Goodnight Goodnight”