Mais uma utilidade para o YouTube, possibilitar listas terem uma louvável muleta audiovisual, linkada direto do site. Tem várias de clipes e de cinema por aí (linkem, eu sempre curto), mas essa sobre monólogos ou discursos históricos de grandes filmes é bem foda. Pessoalmente sou fã da crise de stress do âncora de Rede de Intrigas e do cheiro matinal de Napalm do Apocalypse Now (mas, porra, ainda tem a citação bíblica de Pulp Fiction e a contagem de tiros do velho Harry, só pra ficarmos em outros duas jóias). Mas a minha citação favorita não tava na lista, mas não demorei muito pra encontrar.
(Tiraram a íntegra do ar, só sobrou:
Ferris Bueller, Curtindo a Vida Adoidado (1986): “How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. What you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. I did have a test today. That wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialist? They could be fascist anarchists – that still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism – he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: “I don’t believe in Beatles – I just believe in me”. A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus – I’d still have to bum rides off of people“.