Enquanto isso, na ilha de Lost…
A wild pig showed up on set yesterday. And we noticed he had a wounded front leg. Now law of the jungle tells me that this pig is doomed. How will he be able to compete with the other wild pigs in the search for food? So when I finished work and was about to get into the van I tossed the pig the rest of my sandwich.
As the sandwich left my hand I realized, “Wait a minute! THERE’S HAM IN THAT SANDWICH!”
Turning back to the pig I saw no signs of the sandwich. This pig had no idea that I had just turned him into a cannibal. He was just hungry.
I will never be the same again.
Neither will he.