“Fluorescent Adolescent” – Arctic Monkeys

Intro E C#m F#m B (x2)

E
You used to get it in your fishnets
C#m
Now you only get it in your night dress
F#m
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
B
Landed in a very common crisis
E
Everything’s in order in a black hole
C#m
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
F#m
The Bloody Mary’s lacking her Tabasco
B
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

F#m-F#m (N/C)
Oh the boy’s a slag
B-B (N/C)
The best you ever had
F#m-F#m F#m-F#m
The best you ever had
B-B B-B F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams
B
But as daft as they seem
F#m (N/C)
As daft as they seem
A (N/C)
My love when you dream them up…

E
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
C#m
Remember when the boys were all electric?
F#m
Now when she’s told she’s gonna get it
B
I’m guessing that she’d rather just forget it
E
Clinging to not getting sentimental
C#m
Said she wasn’t going but she went still
F#m (N/C)
Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle
B (N/C)
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

F#m
Oh the boy’s a slag
B
The best you ever had
F#m
The best you ever had
B F#m-F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams
B-B
But as daft as they seem
F#m
As daft as they seem
A
My love when you dream them up

G#m C#m
Oh-oh, where did you go?
F#m
Where did you go?
G#m F#m
Where did you go? oh-Oh

E-E-E C#m-C#m-C#m F#m-F#m B-B-B-B

E-E-E C#m-C#m-C#m
Falling about
F#m-F#m B-B-B-B
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
E-E-E C#m-C#m-C#m
You were just sounding it out
F#m-F#m-F#m B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
You’re not coming back again.

G#m-G#m-G#m-G#m-G#m-G#m-G#m-G#m

E C#m
Falling about
F#m B
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
E C#m
You were just sounding it out
F#m B
But you’re not coming back again.

E
You used to get it in your fishnets
C#m
Now you only get it in your night dress
F#m
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
B
Landed in a very common crisis
E
Everything’s in order in a black hole
C#m
Is everything as pretty as the past though
F#m
That Bloody Mary’s lacking in Tabasco
B
Remember when you shoulda been a rascal?

C#m

“Dude…”

Eis Joaquin Phoenix, que agora quer ser rapper.

Palavras para o domingo XXX: “Guns, Lots of Guns”

Tank: Okay. So what do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Trinity: Neo, no one has ever done anything like this.
Neo: That’s why it’s going to work.

4:20

Hoje só amanhã: a segunda semana de 2009

Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
A casa do Justice
Britney diz: “F.U.C.K. Me”
Supercordas
Cilibrinas do Éden
Beatles no videogame
Maaaallu
Wilco fazendo covers
Guerra nas Estrelas contado por alguém que nunca viu os filmes
Coppola filmando Little Joy?
Pôsteres de filmes honestos
Diplo x MGMT
A volta do Los Hermanos? Só pruns shows (e bem ao lado do Vanguart?)
A foto oficial de Obama
Nova do Calvin Harris
A primeira geração influenciada por Guerra nas Estrelas
Sérgio Cabral Filho paga mico
Radiohead e o Grammy
Olly Moss
Marcelo Camelo fala sobre Mallu Magalhães
Naomi Klein e o boicote a Israel
Leiloando a virgindade
Novo do Frank Jorge
Pavement no Coachella 2009?
Little Joy em Araraquara?
Um conselho de Lily Allen
10 coisas que você precisa saber para entender Battlestar Galactica na reta final
Photoshop na Britney

4:20

O Superman

Olha como a Época recebe o novo presidente americano:

Aí tu entra na matéria e eles tascam de cara:

Depois da posse mais festejada da história americana, Obama vai começar seu governo com os olhos voltados para o exemplo de Abraham Lincoln

Er…

“Ficou lisinho, que nem pele de bebê”

Er…

Do Tarnished Angels – se esse blog fosse uma revista mensal, eu assinava.

Profissão: Gonzo

Via Dani.

Uma sexta-feira, um mashup

Um não, vários. Pra começar, Kylie Minogue com Twin Peaks.

Depois, Crystal Method com Eraserhead:

E que tal Beatles com Veludo Azul?

É, não é coincidência. O projeto Mashed in Plastik é dedicado a fundir trechos e músicas da trilha sonora de filmes de David Lynch.

Tem outros vídeos aqui, ó. E eu ia falar umas coisas sobre o velho Lynch (bem ou mal, ainda no clima da retrospectiva, mas essa semana tá foda (manja “retrabalho”?), então deixa pra semana que vem.